Show Notes

Ever thought what happens when you're in a bank robbery? Imagine you're queuing up at your bank, waiting to change your money into Spanish Euros and then suddenly a robber comes in. Black mask over their face, gun held out – what do you do?

I'm not saying Callum and Jessica would be chill cucumbers in this situation, but they've done the research and they know what to do if you're in a bank when it's robbed. There's also some shocking statistics (get ready to use the gasping emoji) like how common hostage situations are and who's most likely to die! 

Jessica has some info on how to successfully pull off a bank robbery, if you're in that way inclined (although we'd highly recommend you don't take this as advice and if you do attempt a bank robbery, we want to make it clear we are in no way liable for it's failure – but send us a few dollars to pay for the podcast hosting if it's successful because c'mon, we helped you out bro).

Get ready because here's the truth about what happens if you're in a bank when it gets robbed (even at gunpoint) and exactly how to handle it. There's some laughs, there's no cries and there's a whole lot of learning going on.

To vote for whether you'd rather be a bank robber or a hostage, the poll is on Twitter (@WhatWouldYouPod) and our Instagram exists with some sort of content about what to do if your bank is being robbed at and how to survive it at @WhatWouldYouDoIfPodcast.

You can also email us because nobody ever does except for the website where we host the podcast, demanding money off us every month. Sick of it, so we are. It's scandalous. You'd almost have to rob a bank to be able to afford a podcast nowadays... Well actually, there's an idea.