Show Notes

Denis accidentally witnesses a full arse on Bond Street, Mark sees two (planned) arses and there's a flirtation with two trendy Berlin lads. Then comes the shocking moment a £17 brunch serves them two sad fingernail-sized nuggets of "buttermilk chicken".

Also this week: kombucha that tastes like the hot press, sink swamps and knives-as-snacks, Christmas décor trauma and Toymaster flashbacks, the cycling blouse that sent Instagram feral and Lily Allen's new album.

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