Show Notes

Why does Denis have to admire every hot man Mark points out, but Mark won’t engage when Denis clocks a hot woman? We start with Mark attempting a pre-show glow-up… only for a leaky fake tan bottle to leave him looking like he’s been splashed with brown sauce. Then it’s straight into a heated debate about street-spotting double standards.

After that, we spiral through:

• Electric taxis making us feel sick
• Dragging bags across London for shows
• Classic FM as emergency calming music
• Hotel rooms with glass bathrooms (who is designing these and why do they hate love?)
• Awkward toilet logistics in relationships and the importance of keeping some mystery alive

Plus: a Specsavers eye test existential crisis, contact lens chaos, and the internet’s current obsessions - Punch The Monkey (the bullied orphan monkey with an IKEA plushie sidekick).

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